hellomolls:

listen I actually pay 1ds bills they don’t pay mine so you bet your ass I got opinions

thewildfluff:

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.
I can do it.
I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

that and a couple limbs.. maybe your soul…

thewildfluff:

batmansleftnipple:

skylarghost:

cloud-bending:

Water, Carbon, Ammonia, Lime, Phosphorous, Salt, Saltpeter, Sulfur, Fluorine, Iron, Silicon, and trace amounts of 15 other elements.

I can do it.

I’m going to make myself a girlfriend using alchemy. 

YOU CAN’T TRANSMUTE A HUMAN WITH AN ORANGE AND A PACKET OF CHIK-FIL-A RANCH DRESSING

well with that attitude you cant

that and a couple limbs.. maybe your soul…

edsheerandaily:

Ed Sheeran - Thinking Out Loud [HQ]

mook64:

giraffepoliceforce:

popemarina:

mistyslay:

fishingboatproceeds:

This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going to do it in a way that shows you that I am funnier than you are.” And Gus is momentarily defensive and then like, “Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.”

Nat improvised that line, by the way. Such a great actor. He’s going to be so amazing as Q in Paper Towns.

did… did he just praise his own movie again….

when was the last time a NON-BLIND guy made fun of a BLIND guy in a teen romance movie? Ever? I don’t think it has happened ever

HE PRAISED AN ACTOR FOR IMPROVISING A LINE DOES IT NEVER FUCKING END WITH YOU PEOPLE.

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

  1. john green is not a director
  • john green is not a director

JOHN GREEN IS NOT A DIRECTOR. HIS PRAISE OF THE MOVIE IS OUT OF ADMIRATION OF THE ACTORS, DIRECTOR, AND PRODUCERS. NOT OUT OF SELF-PRAISE. HE ONLY WROTE THE NOVEL; EVERYTHING ELSE WAS OUT OF HIS CONTROL

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

yukimurax:

[x]

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

PT