what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
Tips for being an adult:
- there are none
- don’t become an adult
- stay a child forever
- Peter Pan was right
it’s only monday and i’m about 98% done with this week
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
LMFAO makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “haha it’s so fun. those dudes have a wacky cool time and it’s harmless pop anyone can live!”
Ke$ha makes fun music about partying and everyone is like “wow clearly she is vapid and unintelligent and her music is awful and she is also awful”
I wonder why that is???
(I know why that is)